Saturday, March 21, 2009

ASIAN QUIZZ , jacked from AL.

If you're Asian you MUST take this quiz.
If you're not, just do it anyway.
Tag all your Asian friends, then replace the title with your result. (I am a/an______asian.)

Section 1
[x] Are you Asian in the first place?
[ ] Were you born in an Asian country?
[x] Can you use chopsticks?
[ ] Have you taken Vietnamese/Chinese/Korean/Japanese/Lao/etc. school as a kid?
[ ] Can you speak an Asian language?
[x] Is your favorite subject math/science?
[x] Do you eat rice almost every single day?
[x] Did /Do you spike/highlight your hair?
[x] Do you have an "azn crew"?
[ ] Do have a 95 average?
[ ] Do you get at least a 3.0 GPA?
Score: 6

Section 2
[x] Do you listen to Asian music?
[x] Have you watched Asian movies?
[ ] Can you rave?
[x] Do you know what DDR is?
[x] Do you drink pearl milk tea or bubble tea?
[x] Can you play CS, Starcraft, Warcraft, Diablo, etc?
[ ] Have you played the violin/piano/cello?
[x] Do your parents get mad at you you if you get bad grades
[ ] Are/have you going/taking/took any honors/AP classes?
[ ] Do you own a Mazda/Saturn
[ ] Do your your parents drive an Asian made car?
[x] Do you have a distinctive smell ?
Score so far: 7

Section 3
[x] Are you or were you once a fob?
[ ] Is your last name Li, Lee, Nguyen, Wang, Wong, Kim, Tang, Chow, Kamenashi, Cheung, Lin?
[x] Have you dated/want to date Asian guys/girls?
[ ] Have you designed a website before?
[ ] Do you have both an Asian and an English name?
[x] Do you take off your shoes before entering someone's house?
[x] Do you know the song "Got Rice"?
[x] Anime?
[x] Do you listen to trance?
Score so far: 5

Section 4
[x]Have you eaten dim sum/dumplings before?
[x] Are/or were your parents/mom/dad fobs?
[x] Is the mall your hang out place?
[x] Do you think you're short?
[x] Do you have tons of cousins/siblings/uncles/aunts/etc?
[ ] Can you twirl a pencil between your fingers?
[ ] Have you ever solved a rubik's cube?
[x] Do you read Manga?
[x] Do you/your parents save ketchup packets/napkins/etc from restaurants for later use?
[x] Do you have ASIAN Pride?
Score so far: 7

Section 5
[ ] Are you a very good artist?
[x] You speak your Asian language with your friends?
[ ] Do your relatives own a restaurant/market/Nail salon in an Asian community?
[ ] Do YoU tYpE lIkE tHiS aLoT?
[x] Have you visited your home country at least twice?
[x] Does your house smell like incense once in awhile?
[x] Do you have/need glasses or braces?
[ ] Do you like to read?
[ ] Do you NOT have an allowance?
TOTAL SCORE: 29 LOL.

Under 25 - White Washed -
26-30 - American Born
31-40 - Pure
40-45 - Asian that got fob washed
45-50 - FOB
51- Hopelessly fobby

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